The N64 was one of the most influential consoles ever created, and not to mention one of the most fuckin’ fun! To this day I get a chick boner when someone asks me to play a couple rounds of “Golden Eye” with them, and I must admit my heart skips a beat every time it’s my turn in “Mario Party” 2 & 3. So, you can imagine my excitement when I saw that someone had created this beautiful piece of video gaming nostalgia.
When I first saw the pictures, as always I thought “….the hell that is?!”, and upon scrolling down the page my puzzled look turned to one of utter elation, which I can only attribute to a small child with A.D.H.D that’s been given every goddamned shiny sticker ever made and turned loose to do whatever it’s tiny, over-stimulated heart desires. A FUCKING PORTABLE N64!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW BAD FUCKING ASS IS THAT SHIT?! HOLY JESUS LORD ALMIGHTY WHY THE TIT FUCK DO I NOT OWN ONE OF THESE?!?!!?!
